June 2012
I'm in a new pop group called The Condoms.
We’re a rubber band.
Doing a bad deed and not getting caught
Minsan kung saan ka nagmumukhang TANGA, doon ka pa...
Walang imposible kapag may paniniwala ka sa mahal...
BERTUD.
Pag may nagsabi sayo ng ILOVEYOU.
Tingnan mo sya sa MATA at hawakan ang KAMAY sabay sabing .. LILIPAS DIN YAN.
Sing-lakas man ng beer ang tama ko sayo...
Pero isusuka din kita.
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Yung feeling na mangongopya ka nanaman this coming...
I hate people that judge others.
They’re all Idiots.
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I was reading a newspaper and I saw this article.
“I owe my Life to Justin Bieber. I was in a Coma for Two years, until one of the Nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room, and I had to wake up and Turn it off.”
- Patient
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Wala ng mas masipag pa sa syota mo,
Mahal ka na nga niya, Mahal pa niya sila.
Grabe ka naman magsalita, parang wala akong...
The only math you need in life is You + Me =...
Pera ang iniipon, hindi syota.
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Convo.
Ako: Ang GANDA GANDA mo teh.
Ate: TALAGA?!
Ako: Happy National Joke Day.
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Sa totoo lang, konti lang naman ang mga taong paasa. Mas marami lang talagang assuming.
My girlfriend called me conceited today and I...
It was probably a compliment of how amazing I am.
I heard you were born naked ..
Slut.
May 2012
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Ang dami pang laman ng kinakain nya,
tapos nung nanghingi ka, halos sing laki ng MUTA yung ibinigay.
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Anonymous asked: 16.
Hey, sexual deviants have at it. →
tumblrtumblran:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favorite color lingerie?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your favorite sexual position?
What’s your favorite part of sex?
Do you enjoy role-play?
Have you ever had cyber sex?
Ever...
Hindi ginagawa ang break-up para paluhain at...
Ginagawa ito para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.
Ang TIWALA parang CHOCOLATE.
Pag natunaw na, di na maibabalik sa dati. Kahit ifreezer mo pa yan! Iba na yong shape.
Hindi ka na nga pinapansin PINIPILIT mo pa rin.
☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Pass muna ako sa mga...
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Noon at Ngayon.
NOON: Umiiyak ka dahil wala kang laruan
NGAYON: Umiiyak ka kasi ikaw na ang pinaglalaruan
As i wonder ..
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
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Hi, basa pa damit ko pwede bang patuyuin natin?
whattadeuce:
When someone tells me they think I'm stupid
Wag mong iyakan ang taong nang iwan sayo.
Hindi pa sya PATAY, EXCITED?
SINGLE:
Nakukuha mo ang feeling ng pagiging malaya, pagiging complicated, at kahit papano, ang pagiging taken.
Di dahil magaling ka na sa isang bagay, pwde mo ng...
Tandaan: Naging tanga ka muna bago ka naging magaling.
Pirated DVD ka ba?
Kasi infairness, kahit FAKE ka, BUMENTA ka!
Alam mo ...
Swerte mo kapag yun taong bolero sineryoso ka. Malas mo, kapag yun taong mukang seryoso, binola ka lang.
Masarap sa feeling yung hindi ka option.
The way na malapit na ang pasukan.
Five greatest inventions and discoveries of man.
1. The Wheel. 2 Fire 3 The Car 4 Internet 5. Headphones in whilst watching porn.
When there's a sex scene on TV
What my parents do to me:
What I do:
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔May MAGKAKAGUSTO din...
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Convo.
Teacher: Kev, kung ako'y may 3 anak sa unang asawa at 5 anak sa pangalawa; MERON AKONG?
Kev: KALANDIAN! Isa kang Kereng-Keng ma'am.
Sa sobrang hot mo, nalusaw na pati mukha mo.
Sorry kung hindi ko naibigay sayo ang lahat.
Hindi ko naman ginusto maging SUPERMARKET.
SA RELASYON,
iparamdam at ipakita mo na mahal mo siya sa paraang hindi ka MAGHUHUBAD.
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Kung talagang mahal mo siya,
lahat ng efforts na ginagawa mo, hindi mo isusumbat.
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Buti pa ang electric fan may Standard.
Eh ikaw? Sino-sino na lang ang pinapatulan mo.
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Sabi nila kapag mahal mo ang isang tao eh tatanggapin mo siya kahit ano pa siya. Totoo naman hindi ba? Pero naisip mo rin ba na kung mahal ka talaga niya, he/she is willing to change everything, wag ka lang mawala sa kanya.
Fuck.
I’ve just closed my Facebook account and now I can’t tell my friends I’ve just closed my Facebook account.
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The first time you try to make a gif