June 2012
I'm in a new pop group called The Condoms.
We’re a rubber band.
Jun 3rd
25 notes
Doing a bad deed and not getting caught
Jun 3rd
10 notes
Minsan kung saan ka nagmumukhang TANGA, doon ka pa...
Jun 2nd
22 notes
Walang imposible kapag may paniniwala ka sa mahal...
BERTUD.
Jun 2nd
33 notes
Pag may nagsabi sayo ng ILOVEYOU.
Tingnan mo sya sa MATA at hawakan ang KAMAY sabay sabing .. LILIPAS DIN YAN.
Jun 2nd
39 notes
Sing-lakas man ng beer ang tama ko sayo...
Pero isusuka din kita.
Jun 2nd
19 notes
2 tags
Yung feeling na mangongopya ka nanaman this coming...
Jun 2nd
33 notes
I hate people that judge others.
They’re all Idiots.
Jun 2nd
27 notes
2 tags
I was reading a newspaper and I saw this article.
“I owe my Life to Justin Bieber. I was in a Coma for Two years, until one of the Nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room, and I had to wake up and Turn it off.” - Patient
Jun 1st
74 notes
2 tags
Wala ng mas masipag pa sa syota mo,
Mahal ka na nga niya, Mahal pa niya sila. 
Jun 1st
26 notes
Grabe ka naman magsalita, parang wala akong...
Jun 1st
42 notes
The only math you need in life is You + Me =...
Jun 1st
30 notes
Pera ang iniipon, hindi syota.
Jun 1st
30 notes
4 tags
Convo.
Ako: Ang GANDA GANDA mo teh.
Ate: TALAGA?!
Ako: Happy National Joke Day.
Jun 1st
16 notes
3 tags
Sa totoo lang, konti lang naman ang mga taong paasa. Mas marami lang talagang assuming.
Jun 1st
27 notes
My girlfriend called me conceited today and I...
It was probably a compliment of how amazing I am.
Jun 1st
12 notes
I heard you were born naked ..
Slut.
Jun 1st
23 notes
May 2012
2 tags
Ang dami pang laman ng kinakain nya,
tapos nung nanghingi ka, halos sing laki ng MUTA yung ibinigay.
May 31st
13 notes
3 tags
May 31st
7 notes
Anonymous asked: 16.
May 31st
15 notes
Hey, sexual deviants have at it. →
tumblrtumblran: What’s the last thing you masturbated to? Have you ever had sex in a public place? Where do you like to be kissed most? Do you have any sex toys? What’s your favorite color lingerie? Where do you like to be touched most? What’s your fetish? What’s your favorite sexual position? What’s your favorite part of sex? Do you enjoy role-play? Have you ever had cyber sex? Ever...
May 31st
47 notes
Hindi ginagawa ang break-up para paluhain at...
Ginagawa ito para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.
May 31st
46 notes
Ang TIWALA parang CHOCOLATE.
Pag natunaw na, di na maibabalik sa dati. Kahit ifreezer mo pa yan! Iba na yong shape.
May 31st
35 notes
Hindi ka na nga pinapansin PINIPILIT mo pa rin.
May 31st
29 notes
☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Pass muna ako sa mga...
May 31st
29 notes
1 tag
May 31st
62 notes
2 tags
May 31st
19 notes
Noon at Ngayon.
NOON: Umiiyak ka dahil wala kang laruan
NGAYON: Umiiyak ka kasi ikaw na ang pinaglalaruan
May 31st
36 notes
As i wonder ..
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
May 31st
21 notes
3 tags
Hi, basa pa damit ko pwede bang patuyuin natin?
whattadeuce:
May 31st
76 notes
When someone tells me they think I'm stupid
May 30th
18 notes
Wag mong iyakan ang taong nang iwan sayo.
Hindi pa sya PATAY, EXCITED?
May 30th
45 notes
SINGLE:
Nakukuha mo ang feeling ng pagiging malaya, pagiging complicated, at kahit papano, ang pagiging taken.
May 30th
14 notes
Di dahil magaling ka na sa isang bagay, pwde mo ng...
Tandaan: Naging tanga ka muna bago ka naging magaling.
May 30th
45 notes
Pirated DVD ka ba?
Kasi infairness, kahit FAKE ka, BUMENTA ka!
May 30th
41 notes
Alam mo ...
Swerte mo kapag yun taong bolero sineryoso ka. Malas mo, kapag yun taong mukang seryoso, binola ka lang.
May 30th
18 notes
Masarap sa feeling yung hindi ka option.
May 30th
45 notes
The way na malapit na ang pasukan.
May 30th
77 notes
Five greatest inventions and discoveries of man.
1. The Wheel. 2 Fire 3 The Car 4 Internet 5. Headphones in whilst watching porn.
May 30th
13 notes
When there's a sex scene on TV
What my parents do to me: What I do:
May 29th
457 notes
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔May MAGKAKAGUSTO din...
May 29th
29 notes
3 tags
Convo.
Teacher: Kev, kung ako'y may 3 anak sa unang asawa at 5 anak sa pangalawa; MERON AKONG?
Kev: KALANDIAN! Isa kang Kereng-Keng ma'am.
May 29th
18 notes
Sa sobrang hot mo, nalusaw na pati mukha mo.
May 29th
36 notes
Sorry kung hindi ko naibigay sayo ang lahat.
Hindi ko naman ginusto maging SUPERMARKET.
May 29th
39 notes
SA RELASYON,
iparamdam at ipakita mo na mahal mo siya sa paraang hindi ka MAGHUHUBAD.
May 29th
36 notes
1 tag
Kung talagang mahal mo siya,
lahat ng efforts na ginagawa mo, hindi mo isusumbat.
May 29th
37 notes
2 tags
Buti pa ang electric fan may Standard.
Eh ikaw? Sino-sino na lang ang pinapatulan mo.
May 29th
39 notes
2 tags
Sabi nila kapag mahal mo ang isang tao eh tatanggapin mo siya kahit ano pa siya. Totoo naman hindi ba? Pero naisip mo rin ba na kung mahal ka talaga niya, he/she is willing to change everything, wag ka lang mawala sa kanya.
May 29th
16 notes
Fuck.
I’ve just closed my Facebook account and now I can’t tell my friends I’ve just closed my Facebook account.
May 29th
7 notes
2 tags
The first time you try to make a gif
May 28th
100 notes