Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days:-

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die?

2. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No,in the next one.

3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They are Carrots. 

7. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The SHIT is talking to you

(Source: whattadeuce)